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A lot of people look like Jim Cramer

Posted by Al Lewis on April 15, 2013
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Well, the verdict is in, and about half the people who wrote into my Facebook page, or commented under my column online, seem to agree that I look like CNBC’s Jim Cramer.

Comment’s ranged from “You look like twins” to “You don’t resemble Cramer at all.”

I have long been bothered by readers telling me I look like Mr Cramer.

Finally, I met him at the Society of American Business Editors and Writers conference this month and had my photo shot with him to put this issue to rest once and for all.

One reader, in particular, posted a comment on MarketWatch that I think puts this whole phenomena into perspective:  “All bald-headed white guys with a goatee resemble Cramer.”

So you see, it’s not just me.

Click here to read my column and some of these comments on Marketwatch.

No end to this world on Friday

Posted by Al Lewis on December 19, 2012
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Newsflash: The world isn’t going to end on Friday.

I have an amazing source on this bit of news: The Amazing Kreskin.

Yes, this TV mentalist from the 1970s is right, and the ancient Maya are wrong.

On Saturday, I would like the Discovery Channel, the History Channel, the National Geographic channel, and all the other purveyors of apocalyptic porn to issue an apology and a promise to never run bogus predictions of the world’s imminent end, again.

Instead, they’ll likely develop a new line of unreasoning – like here’s where the prophecy went wrong, but by 2020 it really is the end.

See you on Dec. 22.

Click here to read my column on MarketWatch.

“The Office” star brightens Aurora

Posted by Al Lewis on October 17, 2012
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B.J. Novak, star of NBC’s Emmy Award-winning show, “The Office” had 1,500 business people roaring as keynote speaker for the Aurora, Colo.,  Economic Development Council’s A-List event last week.

He pelted the crowd with some great one-liners:

* “I like that dinosaurs are what God created when he was little.”

* “I’m a pessigmist in general. I don’t think that’s a good thing.”

* “To me going to a strip club is like being a kid in a candy museum.”

* “Battered women. Sounds delcious. But that doesn’t make it right.”

Click here to read my column on MarketWatch.

The business of being John Elway

Posted by Al Lewis on May 29, 2012
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No. 7 shares his thoughts on  business success with The Wall Street Journal: Car dealerships, restaurants and a huge bet on Peyton Manning for a shot at a world championship.

Connecting with the celebrity connector

Posted by Al Lewis on April 20, 2012
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What is Scott Lazerson, a guy from Orem, Utah, doing hanging out with the Duchess  of York?

And how does he have so many celebrities’ phone numbers and email addresses  in his Rolodex?

I started getting to know Lazerson after he called me out of the blue last year, asking if I’d introduce him to a CEO I’d written about. I  explore some of the secrets of this celebrity “connector” in today’s column.

Lazerson started meeting famous people while running Larry King’s Cardiac Foundation, and has turned his extensive contact list of famous and important people into a business.

He really does know these people. Celebrities who called me to put in a good word for Lazerson said they love him for his unbounded optimism.

“He really is like a ray of light,” said Dina Lohan. “I’ve never seen him depressed.”

Connect with Lazerson on Twitter: @scottlazerson

Click here to read my column on Lazerson on MarketWatch.

A shot that lasted a lifetime

Posted by Al Lewis on March 21, 2012
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I spent St.  Patrick’s Day with Indiana basketball legend Bobby Plump whose last shot won a state high school championship in 1954 and inspired the movie “Hoosiers” in 1986.

He’s got a great pub called Plump’s Last Shot in Indianapolis, and if you stop in there and run in to him, he never tires of talking about the most famous 18 seconds of his life.

He’s funny, too. As we were shooting this photo, he looks down on me and says, “And you know, they used to call me Little Bobby Plump.”

Click here to read my column on MarketWatch.

Missing my Blago moment

Posted by Al Lewis on March 18, 2012
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I missed what might have been a Pulitzer Prize-winning photo outside of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s house Wednesday.

Blago was standing on his front porch, just before turning himself over to the federal correctional system, shaking hands with well-wishers and signing autographs like the reality TV star he is.

He was stretching over an iron balustrade to do this. He stretched so far, I thought he might fall into the enormous crowd of fans and media that were blocking the streets outside his home. It was a chaotic scene, with helicopters buzzing in the sky, TV cameras bumping into heads, and people crawling all over each other to get to Blago. “Free our governor,” supporters chanted.

So here was the shot I missed: Blago crouched down to talk to some TV reporters through the bars of his balustrade. As he did this, he put both hands on the bars.

“Whoa, I don’t like the way that looks,” he said aloud to himself, and jumped up before I could get the shot.

He looked just like he’s probably going to look for the next 14 years as inmate No. 40892-424. But I missed what might have been the very first photo of him clutching the bars. I caught only his very sudden leap to a more dignified pose, and, alas, the Pulitzer Prize for Blago news photography was missed by only fractions of a second.

Yes, for me, this is one of those fish-that-got-away stories. But it also shows Blago is already on the path to reform. He was about to do something that could be portrayed as incriminating, and he caught himself.

I am proud of him.

If only he had said, “Whoa, I don’t like the way that sounds,” when the FBI was wiretapping his phone. He might not be where he is today.

I have grown fond of Blago after covering parts of his two corruption trials. While he was on trial for his very life, he took time out of his day to greet just about everyone in the courthouse. He even spent time talking to my mom, who like so many others thinks he’s a really nice man who got a really bad break.

“He didn’t do anything any other politician hasn’t done,” said Blago fan Kay Osborn.

I have run into Osborn every time I’ve come to a Blago event, and there she was with her “Free Blago” sign Wednesday. She will tell you that anyone would expect something in return for a U.S. Senate seat. Blago was just a little more specific about how he characterized this expectation.

It is, after all, Chicago. When people ask me why I am also so suspicious of just about anyone in a position of power, I say it’s because I grew up in Chicago.

It turns out, Blago’s home is just a few blocks away from what used to be my grandmother’s house. This is the neighborhood where my father grew up. And now Blago is something of a neighbor with me, having moved to the Federal Correctional Institution Englewood in suburban Denver.

Colorado is just as excited about having him as Illinois. The same buzzing helicopters and media throngs were there to greet him when he arrived at the Denver International Airport on Thursday. They followed as his car stopped at a hamburger joint on his way to the pokey.

Someone at the restaurant reportedly recognized him from the television show “The Apprentice.”

“Donald Trump fired me, but that’s nothing compared to what I’m facing today,” Blago reportedly replied.

This kind of talk may not have played so well with the judge, but it is what makes Blago so likable among the people. In the history of white-collar crimes, no one has done reality TV shows while out on bail.

My mom has suggested that if Patti Blagojevich moves to the Mile High City to be closer to her husband, that my wife and I show her around. You know, meet her at the neighborhood Starbucks, introduce her daughters to our son, and make her feel right at home.

“He’s going to get out,” my mother said. “He’s not going to be in jail for 14 years. Not for that.”

Indeed, murders often get less time. But I tell my mom not to be so sure. So far, the only thing Blago has beat is the shutter speed on my camera.

Hey, Munsters producers! Call me! I’m Al Lewis!

Posted by Al Lewis on November 23, 2011
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NBC has ordered up a pilot for a remake of the 1960s TV classic, “The Munsters.”

Click here for the details.

It’s reportedly going to have a darker, less  campy feel than the original. And I am a darker, far less campy soul than the Al Lewis who played Grandpa on the original Munsters.

Here’s why I deserve at least an audition for the part of Grandpa:

1) I am the most famous Al Lewis after the actor has, unfortunately, passed. No stake in the heart. No blazing sunshine. No Holy Water. Turns out he was a mere mortal, and I am keeping his memory alive with my name.

2) People started associating me with Al Lewis  decades before he died. The truth is, when I was in about third grade, I noticed the guy who played Grandpa on the Munsters was Al Lewis. The name struck me as cool. So I shortened my first name, Alan, by two letters, and I have been known as Al Lewis ever since. My parents, who named me for actor Alan Ladd after seeing the 1953 western movie “Shane,” weren’t happy that I preferred vampires to gunfighters.

3) See photo comparison above. That should cinch it right there.

4) In 2007, I interviewed Michele’ Lilley, of Manhattan Beach, Calif., who is the little sister of Butch Patrick, who played Eddie on The Munsters. She had her brother send me this autographed picture of himself and Woof-Woof. Click here to see what Lilley does. She makes really cool keys. She also mentioned that I seemed as nice a guy as the Al Lewis on the Munsters. Although, I’m really not that nice. I am dark and not very campy.

5) I’m finally old enough to be Grandpa. When I turn 50 next month, I’m going to join AARP.

6) As a business columnist, I have gotten to know more blood-sucking parasites than all the people in the “Twilight” series put together.

7) I have also witnessed more horrors than Stephen King, from the Enron trial to Bernie Madoff’s sentencing.

8 I have always stuck up for the vanishing working-class that this family of fine, upstanding monsters represents.

9) Whoever they get to play Herman Munster will look much taller standing next to me.

10) I hate the Addams Family. It wasn’t spooky, or funny. Just weird. Can’t wait to see the return of The Munsters.

A Stand-Up Guy

Posted by Al Lewis on October 22, 2011
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Earl Boykins is the only player in the NBA that I can stand back-to-back with and not have to stand on a crate.

I used to in the stands with my son at games, listening to him cheer for Boykins. These days, I’m with Boykins at games, listening to him cheer for  my son.

In the throes of a lockout that has so-far cancelled the first two weeks of the NBA season, Boykins has generously committed his time to coaching the Colorado Miners. His son and my son both play for the team.

Click here to read my column in The Sunday Wall Street Journal.

At 5’5″, Boykins is the shortest player in the NBA. And I’ll have to add that it’s short, even for a journalist. Heck, I’m not even as  tall as Rocky, the Denver Nuggets Mascot. But as Boykins has consistently demonstrated with his career, you don’t have to be tall, you just have to be determined.

Sean Penn doesn’t like TSA X-ray, either

Posted by Al Lewis on August 25, 2011
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It was great seeing Sean Penn speak at the Global Business Travel Association’s convention in Denver on Wednesday.

The Oscar-winning actor has a lot to say, but rarely makes speaking appearances. He briefly hit a note that’s worth repeating: “I love to travel,” he said. “I’m not so interested in having my genitalia X-rayed.”

I’m not so interested in having mine zapped, either, Sean. Thanks for bringing that up at the travel conference. Everyone else seems to have gotten used to it. And sometimes, I feel like the only one still complaining about it.

Earlier in the conference, John Pistole, head of the Transportation Security Administration, spoke, and with his Boy Scout demeanor, mused that Americans have mostly accepted enhanced security procedures at airports. Certainly, the ire a few first sparked has died down. And most people I meet say they have no problem letting federal officers touch their junk.

I can’t believe how complacent America has become, allowing the TSA to apply procedures previously reserved for criminal suspects to anyone with a plane ticket.

TSA groping is just another day at the airport.

Click here to read my column on MarketWatch.