Holy Tarpaulines, Batman!

Posted by Al Lewis on October 25, 2011
Main Street

“Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There’s not a moment to lose!” – Batman.

“Holy Handouts, Batman. I thought the bankers got TARP. These people have tarps! – Robin.

“Gotham City may never be the same. What began in Zuccotti Park, as cheap sidewalk chalk art, has spread throughout the City!” – Batman.

“Wait til they getta loada me! – Joker.

“Loada you? You idiot, Joker. There’s nothing left to steal in the whole country. Wah, Wah. Wah.” – Penguin.

“I’m afraid we’re all going out of business.” – Batman.

“Is this really the end for the dynamic duo? Tune in again. Same bat time, Same bat channel.” – Narrator.