Clearly, the average IQ level of the Twitter community isn’t low enough for some people.
That’s why Mattel Inc. has come out with Puppy Tweets, a dog collar with built-in Twitter access unveiled in New York this week at the 2010 Toy Fair.
All you need is a Wi-Fi Internet connection and a Twitter account for your dog.
Then, instead of the mundane updates you get from other family members, like “It’s a nice day,” and “I am going to the grocery store,” you’ll be getting important updates like “I rolled in garbage” and “Guess what I am licking right now.”
Puppy Tweets will hit stores this fall. So far I haven’t seen any plans to give Twitter access to birds, which actually invented tweeting.


